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Lid geworden op: 21 dec 2008, 12:31

Re: Soldaten liederen

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Waarschuwing: hij is 18 + :lol:

Engineer Song

An engineer told me before he died,
Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum,
An engineer told me before he died,
Ah-hum, ah-hum,
An engineer told me before he died,
I have no reason to believe he lied,
Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum,
Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum.
He had a wife with a cunt so wide,
Ah-hum..........etc.
He had a wife with a cunt so wide,
Ah-hum..........etc.
He had a wife with a cunt so wide,
That she could never be satisfied,
Ah-hum..........etc.

So he built a bloody great wheel,
With two balls of brass and a prick of steel.

The balls of brass he filled with cream,
And the whole fucking issue was driven by steam.

He tied her to the leg of the bed,
Tied her hands above her head.

There she lay demanding a fuck,
He shook her hand and wished her luck.

'Round and 'round went the bloody great wheel,
In and out went the prick of steel.

Up and up went the level of steam,
Down and down went the level of cream.

'Till at last the maiden cried,
Enough, enough, I'm satisfied.

Now we come to the tragic bit,
There was no way of stopping it.

She was split from ass to tit,
And the whole fucking thing was covered in shit.

It jumped off her, it jumped on him,
And then it buggered their next of kin.

It jumped on an uptown bus,
And the mess it made caused quite a fuss.

The last time, Sir, that prick was seen
It was over in England fucking the Queen.

There is a moral to the story I tell,
If you see it coming better run like hell.

Nine months later a child was born,
With two brass balls and a bloody great horn.

The moral of this story is mighty clear.
Never fuck an engineer.
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What ever happens, we have got
the Maxim guns, and they have not!
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