Grappige moppen, afbeeldingen en filmpjes - deel3

[iknowdintoo]

Schitterend !

[okke]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZp6cR4bxbY

[Ruimteaapje]

Briljant Okke!

[Ruimteaapje]

[iknowdintoo]

Sommige een beetje grof, maal toch ellig glappig!
Confucius says:
* "If your pen got no ink your pen-is broken ."
* "Man who fall in vat of molten glass, make spectacle of self."
* "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot."
* "Cow with no legs, ground beef."
* "Man who drop spice rack in toilet have shitty thyme"*
* "Leely cows, good at making file."
* "Man who buy drowned cat, pay for wet pussy."
* "Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders."
* "Man who takes girl on camping trip have naughty intent."
* "Man who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary."
* "Man who catch many fish by rubbing worm, is master baiter."
* "Man who fart in church, sit in pew"
* "Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly."
* "Girlie who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge."
* "Chicken that crosses the street is moving poultry."
* "Crowded elevator smell different to midget."
* "Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok."
* "Good to meet girl in park, better to park meat in girl."
* "Man who stand in front of car get tired, but man who stands behind car get exhausted, too."
* "Man who sit on tack may rise to great heights."
* "Man who take donkey out of race scratches his ass"
* "Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger"
* "Man who fuck other man gay"
* "It takes lots of wood and bolts to make crib, but only one screw to fill it"
* "Baby in front seat of car make accident, but accident in back seat of car make baby."
* "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
* "Man who put cream in tart not necessarily baker."
* "Man with long March ahead may have broken calendar."
* "Baseball is wrong! Man with four balls, he cannot walk."
* "Man who fishes in other man's well catches crabs."
* "Man who smokes pot chokes on handle."
* "Man who sticks penis in peanut butter is fucking nuts."
* "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there."
* "Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed."
* "Panties not best thing on Earth, but next to it."
* "State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun."
* "Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner."
* "Man who live in glass house, change in basement."
* "Man who stick hand in pocket feel cocky all day."
* "Man who stick hand in others pocket is happy all day."
* "Man who sits on top of a frozen hotdog is gay."
* "Man who bites pillow soon be down in the mouth."
* "Man who plays the game is destined to lose it"
* "Man who write on restroom wall roll his shit in little ball, he who reads these rhymes of wit eats those little balls of shit!"
* "Man who can have sex with anything is American."
* "You may be a cunning linguist, but Confucius is master debater!"
* "To eat is sex."
* "Boy who sleep with horny intentions, wake up with solution in hand."

M'n favoriet is "It takes lots of wood and bolts to make crib, but only one screw to fill it"

[Ruimteaapje]

BERLIJN (ANP) - De bekende Duitse dichter Friedrich Schiller, die al ruim tweehonderd jaar dood is, is onlangs gemaand zijn kijk- en luistergeld te betalen. Dat meldden Duitse media donderdag.

Volgens de administratie van de instantie die het kijk- en luistergeld int (GEZ) had de dichter een betaalachterstand van 40.000 euro. Hij zou sinds zijn dood in 1805 zijn rekeningen niet hebben betaald.

De rekeningen kwamen binnen bij een basisschool met de naam Friedrich Schiller in het Oost-Duitse dorp Weigsdorf-Köblitz. De schooldirecteur had de instantie al laten weten dat de geadresseerde niet langer in de positie is om naar de radio te luisteren of televisie te kijken.

De GEZ heeft haar excuses aangeboden.

[Nico Roelofs]

Why mountainbikes are better then woman


(Niks persoonlijk dames !
• Mountainbikes don't get pregnant.
• You can ride your mountainbike any time of the month.
• Mountainbikes don't have parents.
• Mountainbikes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
• You can share your mountainbike with your friends.
• Mountainbikes don't care how many other mountainbikes you've ridden.
• When riding, you and your mountainbike can arrive at the same time.
• Mountainbikes don't care how many other mountainbikes you have.
• Mountainbikes don't care if you look at other mountainbikes.
• Mountainbikes don't care if you buy mountainbike magazines.
• You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new mountainbike" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
• If your mountainbike goes flat you can fix it.
• If your mountainbike is to loose you can tighten it.
• If your mountainbike is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
• You can use your rubber more than once.
• You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your mountainbike.
• If you say bad things to your mountainbike, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
• You can ride your mountainbike as long as you want and it won't get sore.
• You can stop riding your mountainbike as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
• Your parents won't remain in touch with your old mountainbike after you dump it.
• Mountainbikes don't get headaches.
• Mountainbikes don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
• Your mountainbike never wants a night out with the other mountainbikes.
• Mountainbikes don't care if you're late.
• You don't have to take a shower before you ride your mountainbike.
• If your mountainbike doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
• You can ride your mountainbike the first time you meet it, without taking it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
• The only protection you have to wear when riding your mountainbike is a decent helmet.
• When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your mountainbike.

[Ruimteaapje]

• Mountainbikes don't care how many other mountainbikes you've ridden.

Doet mij denken aan captain Flashheart in Blackadder goes forth als hij Edmund Blackadder en de rest leert vliegen...

Flasheart: All right men, let's do-oo-oo it! The first thing to remember is: always treat your kite like you treat your woman!

George: How, how do you mean, Sir? Do you mean, do you mean take her home at weekends to meet your mother?

Flasheart: No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.

[fallschirmjager]

ik heb daar een preview van mogen spele.

wanneer is ie beschikbaar jongens?

[iknowdintoo]

• Mountainbikes don't care how many other mountainbikes you've ridden.

Doet mij denken aan captain Flashheart in Blackadder goes forth als hij Edmund Blackadder en de rest leert vliegen...

Flasheart: All right men, let's do-oo-oo it! The first thing to remember is: always treat your kite like you treat your woman!

George: How, how do you mean, Sir? Do you mean, do you mean take her home at weekends to meet your mother?

Flasheart: No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.

Blackadder, Schit-ter-rende serie

[Bram.T.]

de lama's in een duitse bunker

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=jxBTC4j_aRA

[Sjoerd]

de lama's in een duitse bunker

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=jxBTC4j_aRA

"Dat is mijn kuil!"

[Bram.T.]

de lamas en hun homosprookjes

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=fkmAiPQNUOg

[iknowdintoo]

[Charly1975]

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