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Narcolepticus schreef:Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
[Everyone gasps]
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
Jewish Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
Jewish Official: Right...
Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]
Haha, dat is echt het allerleukste deel van de film, die steniging!!
John Cleese is daar echt geniaal, dat hysterische van hem, prachtig!!
Brian's mother: He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
De geschiedenis is het heden gezien door de toekomst - Godfried Bomans
"Wilders die weer wat uitkraait over criminele allochtonen: in zijn wereld is dat een pleonasme" - Alexander Pechtold
GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there? ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, sovereign of all England! GUARD #1: Pull the other one! ARTHUR: I am. And this my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse? ARTHUR: Yes! GUARD #1: You're using coconuts! ARTHUR: What? GUARD #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. ARTHUR: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through-- GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut? ARTHUR: We found them. GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical! ARTHUR: What do you mean? GUARD #1: Well, this is a temperate zone. ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land. GUARD #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? ARTHUR: Not at all, they could be carried. GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut? ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk! GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut. ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your
master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here. GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a
swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right? ARTHUR: Please! GUARD #1: Am I right? ARTHUR: I'm not interested! GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow! GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point. GUARD #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that... ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory. GUARD #2: Oh, yeah... GUARD #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
Lt. Tim_NL schreef:Weet iemand hier toevallig op welke Monty Python film, de sketch over het Ministerie van rare loopjes (Ministry of Funny Walks) staat?
Ik geloof op "and now for something completely different "
Monty Python Flying Circus.
Welke aflevering weet ik niet...
Overigens Quote:
Violence inhereted in the Sytem!
You saw it didn't you?
You saw him repressing me?
Meester Zhuang's repliek op de vraag om minister te worden:
"Scheer je weg! Ik geef er de voorkeur aan om in mijn modderpoel te blijven spelen, in plaats van me door een potentaat in het gareel te laten slaan! Nooit van mijn leven zal ik een ambt aanvaarden, Maar altijd fijn blijven doen waar ik zin in heb." http://odeon.xs4all.nl/
Richie: Haven't you got through to the Pope yet? Dave Hedgehog: [looking at telephone directory] "Pope, G." Richie: What do you mean, "Pope, G."? He's not Pope Gavin is he? He's Pope John Paul. Look under "Pope, J.P."! Dave Hedgehog: J.P. Oh, here he is: "Pope, J.P." I didn't know he lived in Twickenham.
De geschiedenis is het heden gezien door de toekomst - Godfried Bomans
"Wilders die weer wat uitkraait over criminele allochtonen: in zijn wereld is dat een pleonasme" - Alexander Pechtold
Geen film quotes wel andere vaak erg grappige quotes,ok wat uit mijn eigen collectie:
(Hool) tering bekeuring voor belediging
(Hool) 48 euro
(Hool) ambtenaar in functie
(Hool) omg die schijthoer
(Hool) die schijthoer
(paulii) wat zei je dan
(Hool) ik stond geparkeerd met taxi
(Hool) in parkeerhaven
(Hool) opeens klop klop
(Hool) vrouwelijke agente aan mijn raam
(Hool) het is hier geen taxistandplaats zegt ze
(Hool) dus ik zeg dat klopt maar het is hier ook geen tippelzone
(Hool) bam bekeuring
<@Xi-Strength> kmoet je nog es iets grappigs vertellen xD
<@Xi-Strength> Kzat laatst op de plee he
<@Xi-Strength> Openbaar toilet
<@Xi-Strength> moest kei nodig kakken
<@Xi-Strength> Begint er ineens zo'n gast naast me zovan: Eey hoe gaat et?
<@Xi-Strength> in't andere hokje
<@plakkert> lol
<Maximillian> lol
<Maximillian> en toen
<@Xi-Strength> Dus ik zovan, ehh.. ja wel goed he
<@Xi-Strength> Dus hij zovan: Ja en wat ben je aan't doen"?
<@Xi-Strength> Ja ik denk hetzelfde als jou he.. beetje zitten hier
<@Xi-Strength> Zal ik vavond ff langs komen? zegt ie vervolgens
<@Xi-Strength> Khad zoiets van, ehh tis een vreemde he..
<@Xi-Strength> dus ik ; Nja nee, krijg al visite
<@Xi-Strength> zegt die gast vervolgens
<@Xi-Strength> Ey maar ik ga ophangen, want er zit een gast naast me de hele tijd er doorheen te schreeuwen
wouter
"Even a fool is thought wise when he keeps his mouth shut"
